Reasons my novel will never get written:
- the 250+ books waiting for me on my Kindle Fire
- the 5 seasons of “The Big Bang Theory” that I’m slowly making my way through
- those amazing naps where I sleep better during the day than I do at night
- all those damn relaxing, awesome ASMR videos on YouTube
- because I can’t concentrate on anything for very long without getting distrac– Oh, look! An email!